Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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