Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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