Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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