I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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