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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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