he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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