Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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