We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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