we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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