i don't like sucking hair
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize
