Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
