Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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