one two three fourrrrnication!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
