Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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