what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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