No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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