he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My dick has a subreddit
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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