i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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