By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
