hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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