you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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