U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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