i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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