You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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