How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I am one with the molecules
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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