Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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