A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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