Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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