Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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