Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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