I think my vagina is haunted
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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