Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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