Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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