Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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