Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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