He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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