tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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