covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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