Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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