YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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