# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
