I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
tell me about the fingering
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