Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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