Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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