My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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