I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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