the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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