Duck Duck Cougar?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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