using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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