Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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