i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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