Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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