As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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