She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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